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That's Right. Gather The Nectar, My Little Drones.
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That's right. Gather the nectar, my little drones. And make the honey.
Honey for your children...
Fools! [laughs evilly]
-- Burns watches his bee colony,
"Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
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Marge, it's not the money. My job is my identity. If I'm not a safety whatchamajigger, I'm nothing!
-- Homer fears the loss of his job, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...
What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
-- Burns learns the moral of the story, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...
For your information, I just made a cool $25 playing the market.
Buy low, sell high, that's my motto. I may just quit my job at the power plant and become a full-time stock....
Burns: Smithers, who is this saucy fellow? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. Sector sieben-Grueber, I mean, sector 7-G....
Burns: [begging] Please sell me my plant back. I'll pay anything.
Horst: Isn't this a happy coincidence! You are desperate to buy, and we are desperate to sell....
Horst: We plan to have some frank discussions with your safety inspector.
Homer: Hee hee. Yeah. Sock it to him, Horst! Le...
Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you? Home
No. Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say, inelegant....
We'll have a savings account! We've never had one.
-- Marge decides what to do with a stock market windfall, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...
You look sharp today, sir." "You looken sharpen todayen, mein Herr.
-- Smithers studies Sycophantic German, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...