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Look at these cows and remember that the greatest scientists in the world have never discovered how to make grass into milk.
-- Michael Pupin (1858-1935)...
Scientists have just discovered that the active ingredient in ICs is smoke - when it leaks out, they stop.
Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy.
However, they claim no one has shown the slightest bit of interest in it. -- George Carli...
Real computer scientists don't eat quiche. They shun Szechwan food since the hackers discovered it.
Many real computer scientists consider eating an implementation detail....
Computer scientists do it on command.
Computer scientists simulate doing it.
Scientists do it experimentally.
Scientists do it with plenty of research.
The men in white coats apologized for causing a bit of a traffic jam but explained to the waiting motorists that their tyres had to be sprayed to prevent the spread of a mysterious plague that was wiping out wildlife in the area.
Most motorists accepted the story without question....