Lord, Please Let Me Find A One-armed Economist So We Won't Always Hear "On The Other Hand.

Lord, Please Let Me Find A One-armed Economist So We Won't Always Hear "On The Other Hand.

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Lord, please let me find a one-armed economist so we won't always
hear "On the other hand..."
-- Edgar R. Fiedler

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Dear Lord: I just want a one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On the other hand", again.
Dear Lord: I just want *one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear On the other hand, again.
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Never underestimate the power of a platitude. -- Edgar R. Fiedle
Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard).
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