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Dear Lord: I Just Want *one* One-armed Manager So I Never Have To Hear On The Other Hand, Again.
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Dear Lord:
I just want *one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear On
the other hand, again.
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Dear Lord: I just want *one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear On the other hand, again.
Lord, please let me find a one-armed economist so we won't always hear "On the other hand.
.." -- Edgar R. Fiedle...
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O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it. --Voltaire...