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• Moo.
• WOOF WOOF, thats my other dog imitation...
• The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter.
  One of them says to the other, "How do you like that. Pay toilets!" -- Dave Sta...
• The Rabbits The Cow Here is a verse about rabbits The cow is of the bovine ilk
  That doesn't mention their habits. One end is moo, the other, milk. -- Ogden Nash...
• How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?
• What has two heads, gives milk, and goes "moo"? A goose in Kiev.
• Two sodium atoms are walking along the street when one stops and says, "Oh my God, I think I've lost an electron!
  "Are you sure?" asks the other sodium atom. "Yes," replies the first sodium atom, "I'm positive....
• Two Russian friends happen to meet in Red Square. One of them says, "By the way, did you hear that Romanov died?
  "No," replied the other, "I didn't even know he'd been arrested!...
• Two psychiatrists meet. One says to the other, "I went home for Easter and I made a terrible Freudian slip.
  The other said, "What did you say?" He said, "Well, I started to say to my mother, "Pass the hot cross buns....