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• LISP - She is an aging beatnik, who lives in a rural commune with her hippie cousins SMALLTALK and FORTH.
  Many men (mostly college students) who have visited the farmhouse,-- enthusiastically praise the natural food, and perpetual love-ins that take place there....
• COBOL - A plump secretary. She talks far too much, and most of what she says can be ignored.
  She works hard and long hours, but can't handle really complicated jobs....
• LOGO - A grade-school art teacher. She is just the kind of teacher that you wish you had when you were young.
  She is shapely and patient, but not an interesting conversationalist....
• APL - A fancy caterer specializing in Greek food. She can cook delicious meals for rows and rows of tables with dozens of people at each table.
  She doesn't talk much, as that would just slow her work down....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• FORTRAN - Your grey-haired grandmother. People make fun of her just because she is old, but if you take the time to listen, you can learn from her experiences and her mistakes.
  During her lifetime she has acquired many useful skills in sewing and cooking (subroutine libraries) That no younger women can match, so be thankful she is still around....
• ALGOL 68 - Algol 60's niece. A high-society woman, well educated and terse.
  Few men can fully understand her when she talks, and her former lovers still discuss her mysterious personality....
• C - A lady executive. An avid jogger, very healthy, and not too talkative.
  Is an good cook if you like spicy food. Unless you double check everything you say (through LINT) you can unleash her fierce temper....
• Pascal - A grammar school teacher, and Algol 60's younger sister.
  Like her sister she is petite and attractive, but very bossy....