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  Mrs.K: Bart, you mean to tell me you read a book intended for preschoolers?...
• On his way back from work, a driver came upon a horrible wreck in which one car looked exactly like his neighbor's.
  Stopping hurriedly on the side of the road, he ran toward the smoldering debris....
• A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!
• Marge: [bored] I think we've heard enough about Larry Burns for one evening.
  Homer: Why? It's not like anything interesting happened to anyone else today....