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Bart: From A-Apple To Z-Zebra, Baby's First Pop-up Book Is 26 Pages Of Alphabetic Adventure!
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Bart: From A-Apple to Z-Zebra, Baby's First Pop-up book is 26 pages of
alphabetic adventure!
Mrs.K: Bart, you mean to tell me you read a book intended for
preschoolers?
Bart: Well, most of it.
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
Related:
Book: [Title: "The Time Life Book of Magic and Spells, Vol.
II" Bart opens the book and four apparitions appear from the pages] Evil!...
Lisa: Did you hear that, Bart? Bart: Maybe it was just the cat.
Lisa: No, she's sleeping with me....
Bart: I thought dabbling in the Black Arts would be good for a chuckle, how wrong I was.
I should have never read that book. Lisa: Bart, maybe the library has another book that will reverse the spell?...
Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a zombie? Treehouse of Horror III
Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a Zombie!? -- "Treehouse of Horror III
Bart: Grandpa, why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life.
Abe: [resentfully] That's a lie and you know it!...
Well, let's get started: you want to be on the right or the left?
-- Hugo, about to sew himself to Bart, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Bart: [English accent] Stupid party, wish we were trick or treat'n.
Marge: Now Bart, you can find just as much horror around the house. -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
Bart: OK! I won't bug Milhouse. But...well...Mrs.
Van Houten, this is going to sound kind of dumb, but....