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Mainframe: Primary Person Who Just Got Set Up For The Blame Of The System Crash.
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Mainframe:
Primary person who just got set up for the blame of the system crash.
-- Computing Definition
Related:
Off-Line: Uncharitable remarks programmer makes to wife or husband upon being phoned at 9pm to come in because system just crashed.
-- Computing Definitio...
Crash: What a detached programmer would dearly love to do, for at least eight hours.
-- Computing Definitio...
Chaining: A method of attaching programmers to desk, to speed up output. -- Computing Definitio
Assembler: One who drops his card deck. -- Computing Definitio
The next system crash is just a 1/60 of a second away.
The founding fathers tried to set up a system where a man got a fair trial, not a system to let him get off on technicalities.
The founding fathers tried to set up a system where a man got a fair trial, not a system to get let him get off on technicalities.
External Storage: Wastebasket. -- Computing Definitio