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• It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work.
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• Checkpoint: The location from which a programmer draws his salary. -- Computing Definitio
• On-Line: Programmer trying to deal rationally on phone with management at 9pm.
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• Low Order Position: The programmer's location in the chain of command. -- Computing Definitio
• Mainframe: Primary person who just got set up for the blame of the system crash.
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• Breakpoint: The point at which programmer increments past last bit available.
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• Programmer: Red eyed mumbling mammal, capable of communicating with inanimate objects.
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• Hackers do it detached.
• Off-Line: Uncharitable remarks programmer makes to wife or husband upon being phoned at 9pm to come in because system just crashed.
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