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Make that two hearing aids, straight up!
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Senior citizens! This is good news: of memory, hearing, all the faculties--the last to leave us is sexual desire and the ability to make love.
That means that long after we're wearing bifocals or hearing aids, we'll be making love....
Since he's been in the White House, President Reagan has gotten two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, prostate surgery, and he's been shot.
And we, the American People, should always remember these things....
Invisible hearing aids: Person who can't hear, buys something they can't see!
The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
The shortest distance between two puns ... is a straight line.
There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.
-- Rex Stout, mystery write...
Two, four, six, eight; being Gay is as good as Straight!
The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.
Watch your back, don't let aids creep up behind you. -- Rob