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• And he gave it for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of co
  or two blades of grass, to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before, would deserve better of mankind, and do more essential service to his country, than the whole race of politicians put together....
• SCRAM!!!!!!!!!!- Oscar the Grouch
• The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. -- Vidal Sassoo
• Where two wrongs don't make a right, but they make us feel real good.
• Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.
• Resort: a place where the tired grow more tired.
• Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
• There are only two places where time takes precedent over the job to be done
  chool and prison. -- William Glasse...