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MANAGEMENT SCIENCE: Define Management. Define Science.
How do they relate? Why? Great a generalized algorithm to
optimize all managerial decisions.
-- Life Studies 101 (Bob Pasker <rbp@NETCOM.COM>)
Related:
EXTRA CREDIT: Define the universe; give three examples.
-- Life Studies 101 (Bob Pasker <rbp@NETCOM.COM>)...
PHYSICS: Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.
-- Life Studies 101 (Bob Pasker <rbp@NETCOM.COM>)...
POLITICAL SCIENCE: There is a red telephone on the desk beside you.
Start World War III. Report on its socio-political effects, if any....
EPISTEMOLOGY: Take a position for or against truth.
prove the validity of your position. -- Life Studies 101 (Bob Pasker <rbp@NETCOM.COM>)...
GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.
-- Life Studies 101 (Bob Pasker <rbp@NETCOM.COM>)...
Engineering: "How will this work?" Science: "Why will this work?
Management: "When will this work?" Liberal Arts: "Do you want fries with that?...
MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch.
Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been examined....
PHILOSOPHY: Sketch the development of human though
estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought....
PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2,500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom.
Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin and Greek....