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MEDICINE: You Have Been Provided With A Razor Blade, A Piece Of Gauze, And A Bottle Of Scotch.
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MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of
gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not
suture until your work has been examined. You have 15 minutes.
-- Life Studies 101 (Bob Pasker <rbp@NETCOM.COM>)
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