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• I feel like a man trapped in a man's body.
• Yes... I feel your pain... but as a former first poster (I scored mine a couple months ago) I know what you went through.
  Here's where you screwed up though... YOU DIDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER....
• Life must be a highway, cause I feel like road kill.
• I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
  I haven't had time for tobacco since. -- Arturo Toscanini...
• I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
  I haven't had time for tobacco since. TOSCANINI...
• Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray.
• Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray.