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• Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray.
• Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray.
• Man, do I look like a cigarette butt?" "huh?" "Cause I sure feel smoked!" -- D Jagoda
• It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
• Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. -- Robert M. Hutchi
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family?
  Selma: All right. But no tongues. [removes her cigarette and puckers up] Sideshow Bob...
• Sometimes, at the end of the day, when I'm smiling and shaking their hands, I want to kick them.
  -- Richard M. Nixo...
• I started a joke, which set the whole world crying