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• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One to light a candle and say it's just as good as electric light....
• One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.
• How many poets -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb....
• One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.
  -- Professor Charles P. Issawi...
• From which room can one enter the robber's hideaway without passing through the cyclops room?
• Love, which is quickly kindled in a gentle heart, seized this one for the fair form that was taken from me-and the way of it afficts me still.
  Love, which absolves no loved one from loving, seized me so strongly with delight in him, that, as you see, it does not leave me even now....
• I dislike letters from Inland Revenue that end "your obedient servant.
  And that space on every income tax form which says, "Do not write in this space....