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An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.
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An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.
Today is a good day to update your resume.
Agent 2: Homer, this is an exact replica of your work station.
Homer: [moans] Agent 2: Now we're going to simulate a power surge in core sector eight....
Well, your resume [pronounced ree-zoom] seems good enough.
.. -- Homer interviews for a secretary, "Simpson and Delilah...
If it multiplies in your refrigerator, don't eat it.
File not found. Look behind refrigerator? (Y/n)
Your resume will be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue.
Don't you look at me in that tone of voice
Son, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator!
They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and....