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• Homer: Good morning, Moe's Tavern! Barney: Hey, it's the president!
  -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Karl: You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony, and it's only a matter of time until they find you out.
  Homer: Gasp! Who told you? Karl: You did. You told with me with the way you slump your shoulders, the way you talk into your chest, the way you smother yourself in bargain-basement lime-green polyester....
• Attention Homer Simpson. You have been promoted. You are now an executive.
  Take three minutes to say good-bye to your former friend and report to room 503 for reassignment to a better life....
• Keep brain from freezing. -- Homer Simpson Simpson and Delilah
• Today is a good day to update your resume.
• Homer: [picks up a note] Karl's voice: Dear Mr. Simpson, I've taken the liberty of preparing your speech on the enclosed 3x5 cards.
  All the big words are spelled phonetically Home...
• An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.
• Dry fish-sticks! This sucks! -- Homer complains about cafeteria fare, "Simpson and Delilah