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Mark, I said TUCK the kids in bed!
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Hello everyone. You know, Hallowe'en is a very strange holiday.
Personally, I don't understand it. Mm mm... Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to be devils....
Kids? Who said anything about kids? -- Cona
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own.
One of them said, "So will you." -- Rodney Dangerfield...
Bart: Ohh, I'll never get that game. Marge: [walking in] Tuck-in time!
[singing] All aboard the sleepy train To visit Mother Goose....
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. -- Mark Twai
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know." -- Mark Twai
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed.
So I said, "Get off me, you two!" -- Emo Phillip...