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Marriage Ceremony: An Incredible Metaphysical Sham Of Watching God And The Law Being Dragged Into The Affairs Of Your Family.
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Marriage Ceremony: An incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and
the law being dragged into the affairs of your family.
-- O. C. Ogilvie
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