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• No Thanks, I Don't Breed Well In Captivity.
• I can't mate in captivity. -- Gloria Steinem, on why she has never married.
• I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity.
  . . . [on why he stopped dancing professionally at age 71] -- Fred Astaire...
• Honor would be better served if I were your mate. -- Worf
• I don't see you guys rating the kind of "mate" I'm contemplating...
• No thanks... I don't do Windows.
• The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
  -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge...
• The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
  -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge...
• Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.