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No Thanks, I Don't Breed Well In Captivity.
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No Thanks, I Don't Breed Well In Captivity.
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Marriage? No thanks. I can't mate in captivity.
I can't mate in captivity. -- Gloria Steinem, on why she has never married.
I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity.
. . . [on why he stopped dancing professionally at age 71] -- Fred Astaire...
Lisa: Sorry Dad, I know you mean well. [kisses him] Home
Thanks for knowing I mean well. -- "Moaning Lisa...
I have two computers. Can I breed them?
No thanks... I don't do Windows.
Riker: "I have to get going. I have to get back to Cargo Bay Two.
Rogers: "Well, tha, thanks for...walking me down....
Well, uh, thanks for inviting me into your closet for a visit.
Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.