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• Marriages are made in heaven and are consummated on earth. -- French Proverb
• They say that marriages are made in heaven - but so are thunder and lightning.
• Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning.
• Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on earth. -- John Lyly
• When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, Wretched, bored, dejected
  only Here's the rub, my darling dear I feel the same when you are near....
• When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, Wretched, bored, dejected
  only Here's the rub, my darling dear I feel the same when you are near....
• When you're away, I'm restless, lonely Wretched, bored, dejected, only Here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you are hear.
  -- Samuel Hoffenstein, "Poems in Praise of Practically Nothing...
• Toys are made in heaven, batteries are made in hell.