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Toys Are Made In Heaven, Batteries Are Made In Hell.
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Toys are made in heaven, batteries are made in hell.
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Marriages are made in heaven and are consummated on earth. -- French Proverb
Marriages made in heaven are not exported. -- Samuel Hoffenstei
They say that marriages are made in heaven - but so are thunder and lightning.
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on earth. -- John Lyly
Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning.
A mind not to be chang'd by place or time. The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
What matter where, if I be still the same, And what I should be, all but less than he Whom thunder hath made greater?...
Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts. -- Voltaire
He was a multi-millionaire... Wanna know how he made all of his money?
... He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in..." -- Steven Wrigh...
Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns [*bang*!
] and many things made of zinc....