Masturbation. A lot of people are turned off about masturbation jokes. Why?
Some of the greatest people in the world ... Example: Sir Edmund Hillary.
Sir Edmund Hillary was the first man to climb Mount Everest. But when Sir
Edmund was a precocious eleven, his mother came in the room, caught him in
the act. She couldn't believe it. She said, "Sir Edmund! Why are you doing
that?" He said, "Because it was there."
-- Gabe Kaplan
