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Ah, Blackadder. Notice Anything...unusual? Yes, Sir.
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Ah, Blackadder. Notice anything...unusual?
Yes, sir. It's eleven thirty in the morning, and you're moving about.
Is the bed on fire?
-- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality
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It's like that story...'The Prince and the Porpoise'.
'...and the _Pauper_', sir. Oh, yes, yes, 'The Prince and the Porpoise....
Edmund Blackadder: After all, did not Our Lord send a lowly earthworm to comfort Moses in his torment?
Prince George:No. -- Blackadder, Duel and Duality...
Yes, yes, but he'd be fabulously rewarded. Money...
itles...castles... ...a coffin... -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality...
I'm afraid the duel is off. Off? As in 'sod'. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality
And then these two ravishing beauties came up to me and whispered in my ear.
..that they loved me. And what happened after you woke up, sir?...
I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
Sir, please help me get his coat off. (feebly) Leave it, Baldrick.
..it doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Blood's hell to shift - I want to get it in soap....
A poignant plea, sir, enough to melt the stoniest of hearts, but the answer, I'm afraid, must remain, 'You're going to die, fat pig'.
-- Edmund to George : Duel and Duality...
You're perfectly safe... Hoorah!! ...Until six o'clock tonight.
Hooroo. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality...