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May A Buffalo In Heat Find You In Its Hour Of Need.
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May a buffalo in heat find you in its hour of need.
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Witten's Law: Whenever you cut your fingernails you will find a need for them an hour later.
Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later. -- Witten's Law
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
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You will always find some Eskimos ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec...
If you need a calculator, its too complex.
May you never feel pain, itch, burn, heat, cold, sting, prick.
Find happiness in your work, or you may never find it anywhere else.
It IS the heat!!