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If you need a calculator, its too complex.
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Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
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Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?...
When a rechargeable battery starts to die in the middle of a complex calculation, and the user attempts to connect house current, the calculator will clear itself.
-- John L. Shelto...
May a buffalo in heat find you in its hour of need.
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andomness n. 1. An inexplicable misfeature; gratuitous inelegance.
2. A hack or crock that depends on a complex combination of coincidences (or, possibly, the combination upon which the crock depends for its accidental failure to malfunction)....
I'm too simple to have a complex ... So I have a simplex.
Too much of the world is run on the theory, you don't need road manners if you are a five-ton truck.