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None Of My Biological Kids Ever Wanted To See Me At Work.
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None of my biological kids ever wanted to see me at work...
-- Homer, upon Adil's request to see SNPP,
"The Crepes of Wrath"
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Now, how's <that> for freedom of choice!...
Did you see that? This is the way I always wanted it to be!
We've become a fully-functioning family unit! We've always blamed ourselves, but I guess it's pretty clear which cylinder wasn't firing....
Homer: Look, Adil, you can call me `Dad'. Adil: All right.
.. `Dad'. Homer: Awwww, you called me `Dad'. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
Good-bye, Adil! I'll send you those civil defense plans you wanted!
-- Homer bids farewell to an Albanian spy, "The Crepes of Wrath...
Oh, just some blueprints Adil wanted. I'm telling you, he's such a curious little Dickens.
I bet he could
a nukeeler power plant if he wanted to!...
See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled.
Now, how's that for freedom of choice. -- Homer Simpson The Crepes of Wrath...
Adil: How can you defend a country where five percent of the people control ninety-five percent of the wealth?
Lisa: I'm defending a country where people can think and act and worship any way they want....
Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity and may Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.
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Bart: You gotta help me. These two guys work me night and day.
They don't feed me. They make me sleep on the floor....