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See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled.
Now, how's <that> for freedom of choice!
-- Homer introduces Adil to the American workplace,
"The Crepes of Wrath"
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See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled.
Now, how's that for freedom of choice. -- Homer Simpson The Crepes of Wrath...
None of my biological kids ever wanted to see me at work.
.. -- Homer, upon Adil's request to see SNPP, "The Crepes of Wrath...
Homer: Look, Adil, you can call me `Dad'. Adil: All right.
.. `Dad'. Homer: Awwww, you called me `Dad'. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
Marge: I'll just clean the dishes... Adil: No, Mrs.
Simpson, you have been oppressed enough today. &l...
Good-bye, Adil! I'll send you those civil defense plans you wanted!
-- Homer bids farewell to an Albanian spy, "The Crepes of Wrath...
Did you see that? This is the way I always wanted it to be!
We've become a fully-functioning family unit! We've always blamed ourselves, but I guess it's pretty clear which cylinder wasn't firing....
Adil: How can you defend a country where five percent of the people control ninety-five percent of the wealth?
Lisa: I'm defending a country where people can think and act and worship any way they want....
Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity and may Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.
-- Homer in "Crepes of Wrath", from The Simpso...
Oh, just some blueprints Adil wanted. I'm telling you, he's such a curious little Dickens.
I bet he could
a nukeeler power plant if he wanted to!...