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• What would a Chtorran get if it ate the President? Heartburn.
• Make like Al Gore in his backyard and get lost.
• And now, let's get right to tonight's feature presentation of 'Bambi vs. Godzilla'
• Quit while you're ahead. You may not get another chance.
• Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault.
  -- real standing law in Louisana, United States of America...
• Get your mind out of the gutter! Grab mine while you're there, please.
• May your enemies get cramps in their legs when they dance on your grave.
• You may be redneck... if you get your oil changed by your barber.
• Q: How do you tell if an Elephant has been making love in your backyard?
  A: If all your trashcan liners are missing ......