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• What would a Chtorran get if it ate the Vice-President? Our deepest sympathies.
• What would a Chtorran get if it ate a Revelationist? An American flag pin.
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• Why did the Chtorran eat only one of the Vice-President's legs?
  It didn't want to leave him without a leg to stand on....
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• What do you get if you cross Dan Quayle with a pit bull?
  You get a Vice President people will pay attention to!...
• Why did the Chtorran eat Mt. Everest? Because it was there.
• What would you get if you crossed Dan Quayle with Richard Nixon?
  You would get a public official who does not know if he is a crook or not....