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• May the bluebird of happiness shit on your shoulder.
• May the bluebird of happiness twiddle your bits.
• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
• Marge: Homer! You didn't do a very good job frosting Maggie's birthday cake.
  Homer: [walking in] What? [reads lettering] It's not Magaggie's birthday?...
• Her last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire!
• Burns: As you can see, Simpson, I've taken over all 78 channels.
  And you won't see any of your favorite shows again until you give in....
• The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
  -- Gary Larso...
• Find happiness in your work, or you may never find it anywhere else.