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• You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
• I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it.
  First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk....
• Read. You may learn something!!!
• First the good news--you're going to have a disease named after you. -- M.D. to patie
• Never tell a hypocondriac about a new disease, unless you wish to start an epidemic.
  -- Confucius Say...
• Did you hear that orthopedist have reported the appearance of a new occupational disease epidemic to massage parlors.
  It's called penis elbow....
• You will contract a rare disease.
• You may be redneck... if you legally name your child "Bubba".