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You Will Contract A Rare Disease.
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You will contract a rare disease.
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You will contract a rare disease.
Where do you want me to sign that contract? -- Famous Last Word
May they name something new after you: a disease.
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
-- Walter Winchell...
You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
The mind of the bigot is like the pupil of the eye.
The more light you pour upon it, the more it will contract....
How idiotic civilization is! Why be given a body if you have to keep it shut up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?
-- Katherine Mansfield...
When you lend something to a friend, you do not necessarily do that friend a favor for the friend has a damaged memormy and experiences some difficulty remembering the terms of the contract.
Ultimately, you have harmed the memory of the friend....
Again you have pleased them, and they put a rare conch shell out for for you.