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Homer, You Are Asleep At Your Post! Now Go Change The Expiration Dates On The Dairy Products!
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Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates
on the dairy products!
-- Apu, "Lisa's Pony"
Related:
Apu, you can take this job and restaff it!
-- Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart, "Lisa's Pony...
First you didn't want me to get the pony. Now you want me to take it back!
Make up your mind! -- Homer argues with Marge over "Lisa's Pony...
Apu: Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years.
They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them....
Homer: Oh, I need money. Apu: Well, if you need money, you should have at least jammed a gun in my ribs, or better yet, you could inquire about my help-wanted sign.
Homer: You're looking for help? Apu: Yes, we need someone for the demanding yet high-profile midnight to 8am shift....
I'd love to, but... I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
-- 17 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
Apu: I won't lie to you. On this job, you <will> be shot at.
[reveals his chest] Each of these bullet wounds is a badge of honor....
Oh, the young man you replaced is rolling over in his grave. -- Apu, "Lisa's Pony
He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.
-- Apu on Homer, "Lisa's Pony...
Apu: Ohh, I fell asleep! I have forgotten everything that Mr.
Homer taught me! Lisa: Perfect. Let's roll....