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• Here's to me and here's to you, And here's to love and laughte
  I'll be true as long as you, And not a minute after. -- Irish Toa...
• It is better to be a coward for a minute than dead the rest of your life. Irish Proverb
• You may be redneck... if less than half the cars in your yard, work.
• You may be redneck... if your driveway is bordered by half-buried tires.
• TV: Hear Me Roar, the Network for Women. In the next half-hour, we'll show you how to cut your first-aid bill in half by making your own band-aids.
  Marge: Ooh, that's a good idea. TV: Now before we begin, you need five yards of sterilized cotton....
• May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back
  May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again may God hold you in the palm of his hand -- An old Irish saying....
• When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day.
• Give your very best today. Heaven knows it's little enough.
• You know it is going to be a rotten day when... You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your skirt is caught in your pantyhose.