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• Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico. You know, down there, it's a &l
  eal> sport. ... Bart: Ooh, this is where Jaws eats the boat....
• I should box your ears, you, you, you SNEAKY PETE! -- Flanders is upset at the cable TV hook-up man, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Marge: Homer, we've talked about cable before. You really think we can afford it?
  Homer: Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing that....
• Lisa: Dad, we may have saved your soul. Announce
  [from the TV inside] Tatum is reeling from the champ's exquisite hailing....
• Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
  Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT YOUR SOUL!...
• How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness!
  -- Homer on the wonders of cable TV, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• Cop: Word on the street is that you have an illegal cable hookup.
  Homer: No! No, I... It wasn't me. It was my wife....