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  So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it....
• Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your hockey stick handy!
• Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!
• A tall, warm one for the Sysop, Tarbender.
• May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full mooon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.
• May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back
  May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again may God hold you in the palm of his hand -- An old Irish saying....
• Psychiatrists stay on your mind.
• May your Kayak have only one hole in it.