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• Lisa: Um, do you know what you're doing? Bob: Lisa, you don't spend ten years as a homicidal maniac without learning a few things about dynamite.
  -- Or icepicks, "The Brother From Another Serie...
• There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
  -- Woody Alle...
• ODD Odd things that you don't want people find in your house include
• All you have to do to see the accuracy of my thesis is look around you.
  Look, in particular, at the people who, like you, are making average incomes for doing average jobs - bank vice presidents, insurance salesmen, auditors, secretaries of defense - and you'll realize they all dress the same way, essentially the way the mannequins in the Sears menswear department dress....
• MDs only do it if you have appropriate insurance
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• When you have a lot of things to do, first things first, get your nap out of the way before all else.
• Say to the salesman: Do you have anything I would like?