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MUSIC: Write A Piano Concerto. Orchestrate And Perform It With Flute And Drum.
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MUSIC: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it
with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.
-- Life Studies 101 (Bob Pasker <rbp@NETCOM.COM>)
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