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Men Are Very Strange. When They Wake Up They Want Breakfast.
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Men are very strange. When they wake up they want breakfast. They don't eat
candy in the morning like we do. They want things like toast. I don't have
these recipes.
-- Elayne Boosler
Related:
People want to take sex education out of the schools.
They believe sex education causes promiscuity--if you have the knowledge, you use it....
Have you ever been in a restaurant and there's a couple in the next booth being overly affectionate?
They're necking and groping and you're trying to eat your eggs....
In the morning, I do not want to eat gum drops and cheese noodles -- Madonna
Marge: Inflation, trade deficits, horrible war atrocities .
.. how are we supposed to do our big musical number with so many problems in the world?...
When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.
-- Richard Nixon, as a boy, on the Teapot Dome scandal...
When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.
-- Richard Nixon as a boy (on the Teapot Dome scandal)...
When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.
-- Richard Nixon as a boy (on the Teapot Dome scandal)...
Pros are those who do their jobs well even when they don`t feel like it.