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Men: Can't Live With Them, Can't Shoot 'em.
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Men: Can't live with them, can't shoot 'em.
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Women: can't live with 'em... Can't shoot 'em. -- David Addiso
Nuke 'em till they glow, and then shoot them in the dark.
You can shoot a Beer.
You tell 'em Chloroform, You can put them to sleep.
Men, can't live with em...and ya can't sell em for parts!
Women: Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em, pass the beer nuts. -- Norm (Cheers)
Put your ducks in a line today. So you can shoot them all with one bullet.
Only God has the privilege of abandoning us. Men can only drop us. -- E.M. Ciora
Blonde jokes are one-liners so men can understand them.