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Mind, Sir, Or I Shall Take Off My Belt, And By Thunder!
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Mind, sir, or I shall take off my belt, and by thunder! my trousers
will fall down.
-- Mr Hardwood : Amy and Amiability
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I can see where your daughter gets her ready wit...
I thank you. ...although where she gets her good looks and charm is perhaps more of a mystery....
Oh Amy, I shall never forget you...never...ever...never.
..ever... ...Right. What's for breakfast? -- George : Amy and Amiability...
Burns: I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you!
Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble....
I laugh in the face of danger. I drop ice cubes down the vest of fear.
-- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
eads) 'Lovely little dumpling, how in love I am, Let me be your shepherdkins, you can be my lamb.
' ...Well, I think we'll be very lucky if she doesn't just come out onto the balcony and _vomit_ over us....
Yes, I WAS wearing my seat belt!
Sir. You know I told you to go out and spend a lot of money on wedding presents.
Well, apparently...(sees masses of gold finery and piles of glittering ornaments) Mmm?...
And yes - I crave your strong, sinewy body. Well...
you're only human. -- Amy and Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
I dunno...I'll have to think about it...I've thought about it.
It's a brilliant plan. -- Edmund to Amy : Amy and Amiability...