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• Ripping Yarns "Mind you, not as bad as the night Archie Pettigrew ate some sheep's testicles for a bet.
  ..God, that bloody sheep kicked him......
• ARTHUR: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
  -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• ARTHUR: (as the MAN next to him is squashed by a sheep) Knights!
  Run away! Midst echoing shouts of run away the KNIGHTS retreat to cover with the odd cow or goose hitting them still....
• You're a sheep in sheep's clothing.
• ARTHUR: Bloody peasant! DENNIS: Oh, what a give away.
  Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?...
• Sheep are best!
• How many Australians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first....
• Is there no way to bring home a wandering sheep, but by worring him to death? -- Fulle
• It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.