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It's Not Your Fault, Homer. It's Those Lousy Writers.
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It's not your fault, Homer. It's those lousy writers. They make me
madder than a... um... yak in heat!
-- Marge, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Related:
You know, Poochie's based on me... -- Barney Gumble, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
Database: On the "Itchy & Scratchy" CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
Homer: What the hell are you talking about? June...
Oh, `no attitude,' eh? Not `in your face,' huh? Well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!
-- Homer Simpson The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to be better than ten Super Bowls!
I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves....
She smells sheep smells by the sheet shtore.
-- Homer's voice check, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
Scratchy: Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude. Itchy
He's totally in my face. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
Moe: Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on?
Midge, help me out here. Homer: Quiet! You're missing the jokes!...
June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...
Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....