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MODEM: A Proven Deterrent To Phone Solicitors.
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MODEM: A proven deterrent to phone solicitors.
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AT&twits: Phone solicitors.
Modem: Deterrent to receiving wanted and unwanted calls.
Modem: A device that triples your phone bill.
Nerds, don't like phone sex, it means we have to unplug the modem.
Whores solicit. Solicitors ...? Agents get a percentage!
Just pick up the phone and give modem connect sounds.
Well you said we should get more lines so we don't have voice lines....
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a big TV with a hi-fi VCR and a nice stereo, a full fridge, a microwave, a UNIX system, two phone lines, a high speed modem, and thou.
Evolution is RELIGIOUS because it can't be proven.
My modem can beat up your modem!
