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Modem, Said The Gardener When He'd Finished The Lawn.
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Modem, said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn.
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After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?
A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
-- Richard Nixon, former U.S. Preside...
A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits. -- Richard M. Nixo
Every man reaps what he sows, except the amateur gardener.
SMILEY :-D said with a smile
Poor man, he just stands and stares at a yellow flower for minutes at a time.
He would be far better off with something to do. -- Charles Darwin's gardene...
Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said.
After marriage he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it. -- Anon....
Friends applaud, the comedy is finished." ~~ Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, d. March 26, 1827
A manager asked a programmer how long it would take him to finish the program on which he was working.
I will be finished tomorrow," the programmer promptly replied....