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• Mondays are the potholes in the road of life. -- TOM WILSON
• DK%WMM Disk Unit - Washing Machine Mode
• NORMAL? That the setting I use on my washing machine...
• laundromat n. Syn. disk farm; see washing machine.
• I don't do Mondays!!
• Real Programmers Collect Lint.
• disk farm: n. (also {laundromat}) A large room or rooms filled with disk drives (esp.
  {washing machine}s). -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• Laundry is the fifth dimension!! ...um...um... th' washing machine is a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Overheard: No, honey, I don't want to learn how to run the washing machine.
  I'm sorry I learned how to run the dishwasher. -- Andrew Maso...